I am reading GERONIMO STILTON

These days, i am reding geronimo stilton series, the so-called mouse story-book(i borrowed them from kelvin) !! u may say i am childish(yes, u r right, absolutely correct!!), but it's really a worth-reading story-book if u wanna let go ur pressure...

I hv some mouse-language, which said by geronimo(he's my idol nowXD) to share with my HUMAN friends~

• enorMOUSE
• fabuMOUSE
• faMOUSE
• I squeaked
  
• whisker-licking-good
• HOLEY cheese
• CHEESE niblets

OH, please my dear friends, don't speak like that~okay?

AND here are some jokes~--

• What kind of music do mummies like most?
  -WRAP(rap) music
  
  
• Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
  -because they have a lot of SPIRITS
  
  
• If a mouse lost his tail, where would he go to get a new one?
  -a re-TAIL store
  
  
• When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
  -When it's raining cats and dogs
  
  
• What do u call a mouse that's in a size of an elephant?
  -enor-MOUSE
  
  
• Who was the first cat to come to AMERICA?
  -Christo-FUR Colum-PUSS

May be some of u will fall into laughter, but just control urself!! PLS dun bang ur table(be calm)
dun throw ur chair , dun beat ur sister/brother, dun go crazy ....